Making fun of Three Lions on a shirt…

Been around the Internet to pick up on some of the harsh (somewhat) comments posted to accompany the English football team trying so hard to go through to the second phase of the World Cup 2010 being held in South Africa… and the picking of the web is not for the faint of heart…. but here goes:

Fabio Capello walks into the England dressing room and finds a big steaming turd on the floor. He shouts “who’s shit on the ground”? “Me”, says Heskey, “but I’m better in the air”.

and another one:

Breaking news – England has got a new coach. It will be picking them up Thursday morning from Heathrow airport

uh… and another one…

South African police admit they’re having problems with drug-dealers,
thieves and sex fiends during the World Cup. They said that things should improve once John Terry’s family go home.

again – again:

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning. “It felt so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible” said Jamal Umbongo, aged 6

And… just to round things of:

all future televised england matches have been moved to the gay adult channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes frequently getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explicit for normal tv

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